I’m a boat!
12. Halloween! I love getting dressed up any time of the year and always get super excited about my Halloween costume. Here’s a sample of some past years:
The Halloween Faery

Naughty Librarian

A Star (a la Stardust)

A Swedish Milkmaid - I got attacked by a pack of sperm…

German Beer Wench

Sexy Sherlock Holmes

Ezmerelda, Belly Dancer

I’m a mouse, duh.

Luck be a Lady Tonight (this was in Vegas)
This year I’m going to be a Boat and maybe Alabama Whirley if I can pull it together. I’ve got a pretty extensive costume wardrobe as it is…
It’s a fake page my friend Stephanie made, and we’ve been married for several years now. He is the best online husband I could ever hope for, always cooking fabulous meals and showering me with affection. He even left an elaborately wrapped birthday present on my doorstep last year. I, in turn run a Stanley Kowalski facebook page who is in a relationship with Stephanie. (we don’t take facebook that seriously, clearly)
Today (coincidentally Robert De Niro’s birthday) is Rupert Pupkin and my anniversary. It makes me very happy. I love you Rupert! <3
Proof that I am a trend setter:
A picture of me in the mid 90s wearing a dress with Ugg boots, YEARS before it was popular. Of course, I was much too cool to wear such an ensemble in the mid 00s, but this is undeniable proof that I create the fashion trends. Period. :-D